2018 BMW 530d Luxury
“In the real world where all things are considered, the best car on sale today is the G30 BMW 5 Series. If you’re looking for the most value for money, that would be the 520d M Sport, and if you’re looking at the most performance for your money, that would be this one — the ultra exclusive but all-inclusive 530d Luxury.”
2018 BMW 520d M Sport
"The new BMW 5 Series, especially in M Sport bling, feels like you’ve gone for an evening swim alone in Balesin and then a tipsy Jessica Alba appears out of nowhere and skinny dips with you. It's a jackpot and a half — the return of Sheer Driving Pleasure."
2018 BMW X3 xDrive20d M Sport
“I’ve never impressed more people with a stationary Bimmer than I have, this one. I could control the volume and take calls with nothing more than hand gestures. If you're having trouble getting laid, buy one of these.”
2017 BMW X3 xDrive20d xLine
"Porsche now makes something other than a 911 and Mercedes-Benz can now take corners without falling into a ditch. The space that BMW used to solely fill as the luxury benchmark in driving dynamics is now under threat from its rivals, or is it?"
2016 BMW Z4 sDrive20i
"When the roof is down, the whole experience switches from standard definition to ultra high definition. The sound goes from mono to stereo. Ultimately, it sucks you into the glamour and the allure of al fresco driving."
